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[短篇] 笑话3则

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笑话3则

1.同事问老王眼睛怎么肿了。老王说:早上起床我穿裤子时,发现裤子拉链上的扣子掉了,我一个大男人不会缝,就请隔壁太太帮忙缝上。同事:那是隔壁太太给你一拳头!认为你太无礼了。老王:当然不是这样!隔壁太太人很好,听到我的请求,马上拿出针线缝了起来。我就穿着裤子站着给她缝,可正当她用嘴把线咬断时,她老公进来了!

2.隔壁老王的太太真可怜,天天晚上被老王打得啊啊地叫,不过还好老王有良心,每次打两分钟就不打了。

3.我一朋友去民政局,要跟媳妇离婚!工作人员就问他:“你说说你们为什么要离婚!”这哥们儿就怒气冲冲说到:“大哥,你是不知道,昨晚我出差提前回来,我就给我老婆讲了路上听到的一笑话,结果笑声从床底传上来,我趴下去一看,原来时隔壁老王。”大哥来了一句:你老婆笑了吗?

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