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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.两只青蛙相爱了,结婚后生了只癞蛤蟆,公青蛙见状大怒:“贱人这是怎么回事?”  母青蛙哭着说:“他爹,认识你之前我整过容。”;
2.早上,室友小a打电话给他女朋友,说晚上给她看纹身。 他女朋友说:“你就是纹出3D感的身躯,也改变不了你2B一样的气质!!!”
3.高中毕业,想与死党买点儿纪念品,咱俩即将分开,逐决定一人一条银项链,后来一直未能买成。结果那天,我收到了一条短信,当即倒地不起。她给我发:路过卖银的地方,想起了你。

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