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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1：同学叫于京波，一日来信，宿舍门卫在宿舍门口大叫：干凉皮、干凉皮的信！
2：我们语文老师：请大家把书翻到120块钱全班皆晕，后这位老师得绰号“财迷”呵呵
3：有一次朋友在家看碟，光盘质量不好。朋友说到：“怎么这么多马克思啊。” 半晌后才明白他是说马塞克！

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