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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、连父母都觉得你是垃圾,怎么办?不要慌。垃圾是放错地方的资源,换个城市发展,你就变废为宝了。不信出去呆个一年半载回来,再一开门,看他们管你叫什么?
2、林永健icon:小时候,我总对自己长相不满意,于是每个“六一”节,我的愿望都是整容。去年“六一”我终于实现梦想,整容了嘛,后来一到海关,他们说我太漂亮,本人与照片不符,拒签,回来了。
3、前女友嫌我开国产奇瑞,于是跟网上认识的富二代私奔了。我当时就看破了红尘,削发为僧遁入空门,跟着方丈大师学习禅道icon。方丈有一个女儿,我们都叫她小师妹,长得高挑又甜美。经常晚上颂完经我们经常一起吃宵夜,一起四处游玩。就当我准备表白的时候,我那连手都没舍得碰一下的小师妹,被大师兄用一部华为P40手机钓走了!

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